FART-BUTT SHIRT

Support the cause by rocking this Virtual Fart-Butt T-Shirt. All proceeds from this shirt go to the legal fund of Shawna “Skidmarks” Holden who is currently fighting extradition from neutral sub-planet Altier 7 on charges of public flatulation from the planetary government of Polarinom 5. All shirts made to standard humanoid dimensions out of prewashed Mars Cotton.

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VFB BLACK & GREEN CAP

Show your support by rocking this Virtual Fart-Butt space-hauler cap. All proceeds from this hat go to fund our educational outreach programs in outer rim systems. Breathable cloth design keeps you cool on those steamy trash barge runs through even the most radiated nebulas. One size fits all.

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VFB LONG SLEEVE SHIRT

Fight the good fight and look good doing it. This Virtual Fart-Butt long sleeve shirt comes pre-wired with cerebral enhancment hookups. 5Cx compatable heat regulation system makes for ultimate comfort. Options for four-limb Kletopods coming soon!

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CANNED FART 4PK

Illegal in 13 systems, our signature canned farts come in a four-pack of our classic scents: Nacho Cheese, Chimichanga, Whole Milk and Apple Juice. Bring the scent of freedom to your home or office without the danger of being vaporized. Shipping limited to non-restricted systems.

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WINDBREAKERS PIN 2PK

Show the galaxy that you aren't afraid. Fart loud, fart proud, with our signature Windbreakers pins. One features our slogan "Fart free or die" the other rocks a fart-butt. Perfect for sprucing up your Klegnebian sling bag or Zart cover!

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VIRTUAL FART-BUTT BRIEFS

Finally, something in our store for your back door! Buy something new and shiney for your hiney with our "My other butt is a Virtual Fart-Butt" briefs. Made from authentic Zargnian Silk.

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